Monday, January 21, 2013

Hey Buddy Check This Out

I know its been a while since my last post.  What could I say except that I really haven't been really motivated to update this thing.   A couple weeks ago my brother in law and an old Navy buddy asked me if I was ever going to write any new stories.  So to catch you up on what's going on I only drive the cab once a week on Saturday night.  Saturday is the money night and it is also the most interesting.  I have several new stories but tonight I will give you just one but there will be more soon.  I Promise!

A few weeks ago I got dispatched out to  Eliot, Maine to pick up a group and bring them back to downtown Portsmouth.  Eliot is a small, rural community just over the state line.  As I pull up I see a group of people surrounding a camp fire and not in much of a hurry to leave.  After a couple waves and being told we are on our way they finally get in.  It was three couples who all appeared to be in their mid-thirties.

After the normal pleasantries are exchanged and location of drop off is established we are on our way.  Initially the ride is pretty standard.  You know, talk about the weather and lame jokes.  After a short silence  the guy in the passenger seat leans over to  me and whispers "Hey buddy check this out."  as he is holding up his smart phone.

I look over and its a picture of a naked ample chest of an attractive woman,  "Wow, that nice." I said in an agreeing tone.

"You like that, its her." he snickered while pointing to the lady who was sitting directly behind me.

"You Son of a Bitch!" she yelled while punching him on the shoulder.

" I thought you were proud of your new tits." He yelped.

In a jokingly voice she agreed, "yea I am."

Then tapping my shoulder she asked  "so do you like them to?"

"Yes I do, as a matter of fact that was the best rack I've seen all night." I replied.

"Good answer."  she said as we were pulling up to their destination.

As they filled out I received a 100% tip for my services and a nice little story for this blog.  I hope you enjoyed reading this and more will follow in the near future.