MIstress Advice

 ***(This was written as a joke.  So please don't take it serious.)***

Since I posted about the dude and his mistress a couple of weeks ago I have been questioned on why I didn't write a scathing story about her.  My answer to that is that I don't believe she was trained properly.  She obviously doesn't have all the right information.  I know the chances of that lovely lady ever reading my blog is slim to none.  Now if I could offer some insight any other ladies considering becoming a mistress I would feel Ive enriched someones life.

Everyday we all do things that we know we shouldn't be doing.  Some people smoke even though they know that it will eventually kill them.  Some people take things home from work even though its considering stealing.  And others drink and do drugs even though that turns them into people they wouldn't recognize or even like for that matter.

The first thing I would say to anyone considering becoming a mistress is not do it.  You should have more self control to not give into temptation.   Now if you feel the need to give in to the urge let me offer you some insight.

As a mistress you need to realize that you aren't going to be his top priority.  Heck, you may not even be in his top 5 list of priorities.  You will be behind his wife, kids, house, job, car, lawn and TV.  But you might be ahead of his priority to sleep because he does need to find time to be with you.  After all in order for him to have a mistress he does need to have some time in his schedule for you.  So learn your role and deal with it.

Another role of a mistress is to not cause any undue stress to her beau.  He has enough stress in his life.  His wife, kids, house, job, lawn and TV is stressful enough.  So when you have time with him help him relax in a way that only you can provide.

Under no circumstances should you ever nag, bitch, complain, or make ultimatums.  Knowing that you aren't high on his priority list you should realize that you are dispensable to him.  Those actions could have you out just like last weeks recycling.

You should never expect any thing from him except some of his time.  After paying for his wife, kids, house, lawn and TV there may not be anything left for you.  Besides he definantly doesn't want to leave a paper trail leading to others finding out about you.

As a mistress you will by no means have any expectations of this relationship becoming exclusive.  You should accept your role as a mistress or end the relationship as soon as possible. 

With all that said: as a mistress, you do have some power over the dude as well.

He knows that you could blow his cover.  With one phone call you could destroy his whole world.  He will often share information about himself that he doesn't with anyone else.  Knowledge is power.

Well folks, I hope this little bit of information helps you out.  Please feel free to add to the list or offer more advice.